Zing! As Twitchy reported, Secretary of Dunce John Kerry invented a new country.


Where are the media cries of “what about your gaffes?”

Yes. Taking a sip of water is cause for replaying 155 times. In one day.

Plus, but … but … Palin!

No worries! Twitter users are at the ready to, once again, do the job that the media won’t do. Bonus? They do it with humor, too. Enter #JohnKerryNewCountries.

And an early win with bonus hashtag?

More, please!