That’s right! In misogynist liberal-land, rape on campuses doesn’t even exist. Not the “real” kind, at least. Right, Bob Beckel? Twitter users decided to collect some other liberal life lessons today. Mockery: It is the best medicine. And the best way to shine a light on the dangers of liberalism.

https://twitter.com/GOPMommy/status/304624165141495808

Yep. It’s all hunky-dory if Alec Baldwin says it. Some of his best grants are black, so it’s totally OK.

Or some vomit feigning. And don’t forget those whistles!

https://twitter.com/ArtbyAWOHS/status/304678390420615168

Shhh. If you don’t talk about the rising gas prices, it isn’t happening!

They all have a (D) next to their names, silly!

https://twitter.com/GOPMommy/status/304616919691051010

https://twitter.com/ArtbyAWOHS/status/304677336647876609

And, win.

Because, Bush. And racism, natch.

Keep them coming, Twitter!