And with that, the hilarity began.

Press secretary Carney said that the economy is totally poised for growth, despite the negative GDP report. With a straight face! Now there isn’t a laser-like focus on jobs; there is a laser-like focus on being poised. And what’s the rush anyway, right? Funemployment! 

Twitter users quickly gasped for breath and the mocking began in earnest.

Enter the always glorious Ace of Spades and fellow happy warriors.

And, win.

Heh. Never change, Twitter. And keep it coming.