Ah, yes. When not busily trying to ban super-sized sodas and the nefarious substance known as salt, Mayor Bloomberg is attending tony parties and revealing his inner self: Super-sized pig and lecher.

More from The Daily News:

Mayor Bloomberg was focused on bums rather than guns at a recent Christmas party, where he ignored a compliment about his work on gun control to admire the “ass” of a female guest.

“My friend and I followed the host over, shook Bloomberg’s hand, and my friend thanked him for his position on gun control,” the author writes. “Without even acknowledging the comment, Bloomberg gestured toward a woman in a very tight floor-length gown standing nearby and said, ‘Look at the ass on her.’”

Guns shuns! He has bums at which to leer; that’s what really matters. Bloomberg doesn’t want you to be able to protect your own hindquarters, but he’ll gladly check out your behind. Now we know his real reasoning behind all his nanny bans: He wants to ensure that fannies remain at full leering potential.


Oh, no. Is a new “gate” on the horizon.

Heh. Have at it, Twitter!