Oh, dear. The relentless and pitiful squeeing by the media today must be causing a lack of oxygen to their (alleged) brains!


Which CNN reporter was it? John King, bless his precious heart.

Twitter users helpfully try to come up with an explanation.

Protip for you, John King:


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