In case the press didn’t break the oh-so-exciting news fast enough, there was a flyer letting everyone know that President Obama would be attending church today. Yes, really. A flyer.

Twice! He went to this church twice. No wonder all the squeeing. Look, guys! He’s totally churchy and stuff.

Congregants squee.

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Also squeeing? The press.

Lapdogs wag their little tails madly.

Did he mention the funerals?!

Whew! Nice save, lapdog Dan!


Associated Press:

Washington Post:

Oh, good grief.



Of course not.

Don’t expect members of the media to ask anything like that. They are far too busy swooning over President Photo Op.