Did Michelle Obama celebrate her birthday with a new Twitter account and by getting bangs?

Oh, yes, she did. The most pressing issue of our time? The breathless reports roll in.

Huffington Post:

ABC “News”:

BuzzFeed:

An executive producer of CNN’s “The Situation Room” gets in on the breathless action.

Twitter is all a-flutter.

https://twitter.com/andylassner/status/292016681956560897

Where were you on the day Michelle Obama got bangs? Never. Forget.

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