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Aching sides! Fauxcahontas Warren begs for cash; blames campaign debt on coffee, pizza

No, really. Even post-election, Elizabeth Warren is continuing her “Sitting Bull” ways.

https://twitter.com/beasting_butler/status/277589958888398848

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She should have saved money by serving up some of her plagiarized Pow Wow Chow recipes!

From a Warren campaign email, via Breitbart.com :

For example, we knew we would have to buy a LOT of coffee and pizza all across the Commonwealth for our volunteers. After all, we’ve been proud beyond words to have one of the scrappiest, toughest grassroots armies ever assembled in Massachusetts or even the country — and a grassroots army moves on coffee and pizza…

But one of the results of our embarrassment of riches was, well I’ll come out and say it — we ended up with a little bit of debt… we need a little more money to pay off our final bills. Can you help one more time?

Oh, that dastardly pizza and coffee! Why do cheesy goodness and the dark nectar known as coffee hate Native Americans?

A “little bit” of debt. No big whoop! She didn’t build that! Twitter did build something, though: Hilarious mockery.

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https://twitter.com/jslconsulting/status/276898308956495872

https://twitter.com/JL_Whitney/status/277842120767832064

And a frightening thought.

It’s funny, because it, sadly, could be true! Math, and budgets, are hard for Democrats.

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