What laser-like focus! Fiscal cliff, shiscal cliff! President Obama can’t even be bothered meeting with GOP leaders.

But, hey, he’s sending out some of his lackeys instead.

And he picked up the phone! He’s super serious.

Good lapdog!

Heh. And he has time for an “I won” Lunch Summit with Mitt Romney today.

Whatever! Obama doesn’t need to meet with anyone, nor does he need to, you know, do his job. He started a hashtag and all.