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Powerball jackpot hits $500 million; #Powerball tweets? Priceless

Heh! Yes, the Powerball jackpot has hit a whopping $500 million.

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Twitter is, of course, buzzing with the news. This Twitter user is already bargaining.

https://twitter.com/RandiMechelle/status/273779757492084738

And this one is trying to cash in on retweets?

https://twitter.com/yaboybillnye/status/273631459653349376

If he wins, and keeps his promise, he’s going to be doling out a lot of portions! It’s been retweeted 1,075 times and counting!

Thousands of other users tweet pics of their tickets.

Including the gang at “Good Day NY.”

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Heh.

Plenty of buzzkills abound, natch.

Including CNN.

https://twitter.com/RubinReport/status/273647772941549569/

Cripes! Way to crush dreams, CNN! Unless CNN is trying to keep all the tickets for itself? Dastardly, CNN. Dastardly.

And Twitter brings its signature snark. Snarky tweets? Priceless.

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https://twitter.com/RichardGrenell/status/273519367730376705

Thanks for the giggles, Twitter! Good luck, everyone!

 

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