Game changer! That’s right, Jon Huntsman has joined the absurd “No Labels” group, surprising no one. By “no labels,” they claim they are middle of the road and super fair and such. What they really mean is Better Than You ™. And, you know, craven. Taking firm stances on things is hard! It’s far easier to just bash those who do as meany pants.
Why are so many No Labels passive-aggressive snarkmeisters? Their whole mission seems to be urging Kumbaya while they slam all who disagree
— David Limbaugh (@DavidLimbaugh) November 28, 2012
Huntsman joins illustrious members like Nanny Bloomberg and co-founder concern troll David Frum. Gee, no wonder there were rumors swirling about Huntsman being a speaker at the DNC.
Twitter users react and hilarity ensues, natch.
RT @MelissaTweets: Hahahah! RT @lachlan: Game over. RT @DanielStrauss4: Jon Huntsman joining No Labels http://t.co/ZaWpBqDi
— Ben Domenech (@bdomenech) November 28, 2012
I was just wondering what Jon Huntsman was up to, said no one. http://t.co/tUBYx0x1
— Tim Price (@txprice) November 28, 2012
Which is weird, because I can think of several labels for Huntsman… RT: @EWErickson Jon Huntsman joining No Labels http://t.co/SYBIfjcW
— Pete Kaliner (@PeteKaliner) November 28, 2012
Jon Huntsman joining No Labels. In other news, No Labels changing its name to No Personality.
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) November 28, 2012
https://twitter.com/iam_THATDUDE/status/273821705980493825
And lame jokes about grunge bands and stuff. Woot!
Just tested my random grunge band joke on @stephenathome. pic.twitter.com/YcdAJwU3
— Jon Huntsman (@JonHuntsman) October 25, 2011
The well-deserved snark continues.
Their official color is beige. RT @jpodhoretz: Jon Huntsman joining No Labels. In other news, No Labels changing its name to No Personality.
— Rick Moore (@RickMoore) November 28, 2012
So now that Jon Huntsman Jr is in No Labels, does that mean he and his family will only buy generic clothing?
— MoxieMom (@moxiemom) November 28, 2012
Labels are a PITA. I cut them off. Wait, what? MT @lachlan: Game over. RT @DanielStrauss4: Jon Huntsman joins No Labels http://t.co/UMOF9IWM
— WitCoHE (@E__Strobel) November 28, 2012
"Joining" is just a label, so Jon Huntsman's status remains unchanged.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) November 28, 2012
@JonahNRO Joining "No Labels" is going to wreck Huntsman's office filing system.
— Donny Ferguson (@DonnyFerguson) November 28, 2012
@KurtSchlichter @DavidLimbaugh No Labels group is made up of people ashamed to call themselves Liberals. #justsayin
— Garry (@OnalaskaGarry) November 28, 2012
Zing! Keep it coming, Twitter. Label. Label like the wind!