President Obama headed out to Staten Island today to assess the alleged progress being made in areas ravaged by Hurricane Sandy. Huh. If had only taken his laser-like focus off of himself for one moment, he would have seen what everyone else has known for weeks: Sandy-ravaged areas are suffering and FEMA is failing.

Of course, members of the media are far too busy swooning madly over President Obama to, you know, hold him accountable. In fact, they cover for him and the FEMA failures.

No matter! The president is fired up and ready to go … take pictures.

See? He’s super serious and caring and stuff. Twitter users, and Sandy victims, weren’t buying it.

But, wait! He totally has a plan, guys.

Hang in there, guys.

Heck of a job, Barry. As usual.