Oh, dear. David Axelrod just gets creepier and creepier. And even more of a self-parody! This morning, he went on “Morning Joe” and wagered his creep-stache. He claims he’ll shave it if Obama loses Minnesota, Michigan or Pennsylvania. MSNBC’s Scarborough said he’ll grow one if Obama wins Florida or North Carolina.
No, really.
https://twitter.com/jfnelson0127/status/263622092585590785
See, he has “cold, hard data” or something. Twitter, on the other hand, has mockery. Mock! Mock like the wind!
GUYS, THIS JUST GOT REAL. MT @politico: Axelrod says he'll shave off mustache if Obama loses Minn., Mich. or Penn.: http://t.co/fphijX7c
— arr emm (@_beanatron_) October 31, 2012
https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/status/263619102810181632
Ah, The Mustache Gambit RT @gabrielsherman Axelrod says he'll shave off his mustache if Obama loses Minnesota and Michigan and Pennsylvania
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) October 31, 2012
https://twitter.com/Rschrim/status/263622212962095108
Office pool: How many buffalo wing bones will fall on the Morning Joe set as Axelrod shaves his lipwarmer?
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) October 31, 2012
Why not shave off the stache now, Axelrod? Really, what is your upper lip hiding? #transparency
— Queen of England (@QueenLizzyII) October 31, 2012
That's voter intimidation! LOL “@samsteinhp: Axelrod says he will shave off his mustache of 40 years if they lose Minny, Mich or Penn”
— UNMASK the 302 (@Areopagus2012) October 31, 2012
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If Obama loses MI or OH, we might find Hoffa. Axelrod will be shaving his mustache. VOTE Romney.
— AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) October 31, 2012
Notice he didnt say anything about OH, NH or WI RT @gabrielsherman Axelrod tells @JoeNBC he will come on air and shave off his mustache…
— Paul Seale (@paulvseale) October 31, 2012
https://twitter.com/trrowe1/status/263623241254445057
https://twitter.com/svdhaute/status/263623782982361088
Countdown to Photoshops and parody account begins!
https://twitter.com/WereschaginTrib/status/263622867315462144
How many seconds til some egg called "Axelrod's Mustache"? #MoJo
— Real Fake P0TUS (@RF_P0TUS) October 31, 2012
And while they were prattling on and wagering creepy mustaches, guess what wasn’t discussed?
No questions @morningmika , Joe for Axelrod re: #benghazi. I'm not surprised
— Burnett Wheat Ranch (@BryanDBurnett) October 31, 2012
What a surprise!
And, here is the first Photoshop, offered by none other than “Morning Joe” himself.
RT @Morning_Joe: Will Axelrod have to shave his 'stache? Will @joenbc be forced to grow one? Election Day will tell us. pic.twitter.com/v95b5pM0
— Carlos Hernandez (@CarlosCreates) October 31, 2012
Make it happen. And keep the hilarious mockery coming, Twitter! Thanks for the giggles, Axelrod. You are good for something!
Update:
Axelrod totally snubs Virginia and won’t put the creep-stache on the line there. It’s too “valuable.”
Axelrod describes moustache as "my most valuable asset", sensibly declines to put in on the line re Virginia
— Toby Harnden (@tobyharnden) October 31, 2012
He also claims they may not need to win independents. Probably because others can just vote twice.
That's what frauds are for. MT @daveweigel Axelrod on independents in swing states: "We may not have to win these voters."
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) October 31, 2012
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