Oh, bless his heart! President Obama’s shameless spamming via DM must not be working out too well. Because Team Obama has now taken to his official Twitter account with ill-fated hashtag attempts. Again.

They pulled this “promises kept” nonsense prior to the Democratic National Convention. And failed resoundingly, as citizens responded with “You lie.” They do it again today.

Then, he tried #progress.


And then he made it a trifecta of fail: Math, so hard!



Stop, our aching sides can’t take it!

By the way, here is a promise we will all keep, President Obama: