Get to your Trapper Keeper and make him a sammich! Why the FACT in front?

And with that, Ace of Spades took on President Obama’s always absurd FACT deal. You see, his account incessantly tweets with the word FACT in front of the statement. Because that totally makes it true and stuff! What had Ace going this time? The ludicrous “binders” narrative, which, of course President Obama has lamely latched onto today.

Because, vagina!

And so it began, with hot new Twitter avatar, to boot.

Once again, President Obama and his fellow, sexist travelers are reducing women to the sum of their girly bits. Or, lady parts as he prefers; silly dames are even supposed to “vote like their lady parts depend on it.”

Ace lays it all out with his own FACTS.

Yes, we mustn’t forget the ludicrous Tampon-gate.

Lady. Parts.

Bingo! Helpless and hapless Julias, all.

Don’t stop, please! Others weigh in.

https://twitter.com/Blackburnsghost/status/258622745401769984

More please, Twitter! Our “lady parts” include our funny bones and you have them tickled pink (a nice girly color, natch)!