No, seriously. It’s an actual headline at First Read at NBC News: “Ryan did wash dirty dishes during soup kitchen visit.”
This is news, to the lapdogs on Team Obama. As Twitchy reported, lapdogs in the media have been breathlessly reporting on Paul Ryan’s Dish-Gate scandal.
The first problem I have with this #Dishgate article is the notion that Ryan "ramrodded" his way into the soup kitchen http://t.co/XFplzMMr
— Jean R. Ewing (@GenNerd) October 16, 2012
The third problem is that the facts about #Dishgate have already been explained by @TwitchyTeam http://t.co/WOfIssC6 #p2 #tcot
— Jean R. Ewing (@GenNerd) October 16, 2012
You know, because there is no real news going on in the world or anything. Today, they finally get to the bottom of it. Days late, natch.
Yes, Paul Ryan did wash dirty dishes during a soup kitchen visit. @AlexNBCNews has all the details — http://t.co/k2TIRmAP
— Mike O'Brien (@mpoindc) October 16, 2012
LYNCHBURG, VA — Amid questions and criticisms related to Paul Ryan’s visit this weekend to an Ohio soup kitchen, the charity’s president said the Republican vice presidential candidate did, in fact, scrub dirty dishes though his visit wasn’t officially sanctioned.
Amid questions by whom? You, lapdogs. Only you. Note, it’s still super nefarious and all. Where was his official sanction? WHERE?
All the details, tweeted Mike O’Brien! You mean the ones that were clearly evident from the photos? Also, you are worthless idjits. Just want to give you a little heads up there; we are givers and all. So are these Twitter users.
https://twitter.com/amylutz4/status/258272093186179073
Hard hitting, serious journalism. Bravo, @NBCFirstRead. RT @LDoren Not from the Onion: http://t.co/TIM71jaR …
— Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) October 16, 2012
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My God RT @Jordanfabian: NBC reporting that Paul Ryan did actually wash dirty dishes when he visited an Ohio soup kitchen
— Andy Lancaster (@andylancaster) October 16, 2012
Stupidest kerfuffle ever. RT @emzanotti: So Paul Ryan did wash dirty dishes. Whoopsie. http://t.co/REbvEA9j
— Ben Domenech (@bdomenech) October 16, 2012
Show us the original dishrag. http://t.co/dz2PoAjp
— Eric Kleefeld (@EricKleefeld) October 16, 2012
https://twitter.com/LDoren/status/258286735874723840
https://twitter.com/FactandLogic/status/258301070198071296
https://twitter.com/BenHowe/status/258276180820631552
This is so important, I'm glad it was cleared up. Ryan DID wash dirty dishes at that soup kitchen: http://t.co/z7LubT1Q
— Kathleen McKinley (@KatMcKinley) October 16, 2012
https://twitter.com/evanmc_s/status/258279251856482306
https://twitter.com/blakergirl75/status/258303245888397312
We know, truth is hard. But, seriously, lapdogs: Seek help.
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