The RNC is asking Attorney General Holder to investigate the Obama campaign’s donor scandal.

You can read Mr. Priebus’ letter here (pdf).

Twitter users predict the reply to Mr. Priebus will be: Crickets.

A reporter at Huffington Post, of course, laughs it off. Nothing to see here, move along!

Why should Holder investigate allegations of illegality?! It’s not like it’s his job or anything.

Twitchy will monitor and update as developments occur. In the meantime, here is a tease of the predicted response: *chirp, chirp, chirp*