Wait, what?! Surely that can’t be right.

Oh, but it is. President Squee is so arrogant that he not only believes his own hype, but he also ignored debate advice from staff. Advisers? He doesn’t need no stinkin’ advisers! The crowning jewel on the delusional crown? He thought he won the debate in Denver. For reals! Maybe Nate Silver sent him some of the stuff he’s been smoking. What else could explain this?

The giggles are leaving us gasping! Wait, there’s even more!

Poor little David Axelrod was stunned. Stunned! Perhaps much like the Hollywood Obama cult members who were left “deeply shaken” after the debate. Stop, our aching sides can’t take much more!

More from the Daily Mail:

The Democrat said that Obama’s inner circle was dismayed at the ‘disaster’ and that he believed the central problem was that the President was so disdainful of Romney that he didn’t believe he needed to engage with him.

‘President Obama made it clear he wanted to be doing anything else – anything – but debate prep,’ the Democrat said. ‘He kept breaking off whenever he got the opportunity and never really focused on the event.

The Democrat, who is aligned with the Obama campaign and has been an unofficial adviser on occasions, said that David Axelrod, Obama’s chief strategist, was stunned that the President left the stage feeling that he had won the debate.

This is another “read the whole thing” deals. Seriously. But be prepared to snort and giggle madly.

President Obama sneers in contempt at everyone, including Mitt Romney. He is so awesome and such a special snowflake, you see, that he doesn’t need to bother engaging with mere mortals. President Squee may think he won the debate, just by being The One, but Twitter users think, “bless his heart.” Oh, yeah. And they also think he’s living in an alternate reality.

We smell a hashtag!

And, in a nutshell. Nut being the operative word, when it comes to Obama.