Bingo! That’s exactly what he is doing. The poor #ForAll Obama cult members are all kerfuffled; What is going on? How could President Squee totally fall flat on his smug face during the debate? Instead of, you know, doing his job, Obama is flitting off to canoodle with the cult members to soothe their panic-stricken nerves. And … gasping for breath … get some advice from them.

Side-splitting! But not surprising, coming from a man so out of touch that he canoodles with celebrities and hits up Vegas, baby while embassies burn. He’ll have a lot of canoodling to do, though. Will he manage to apply enough salve to their shattered nerves? More from USA Today:

2:20PM EST October 7. 2012 – The schedule says President Obama is flying to Los Angeles on Sunday for campaign fundraisers.

The Hollywood Reporter says he has another mission: Reassuring high-dollar Hollywood supporters after last week’s less-than-successful debate performance against Republican Mitt Romney.

“Everyone is in shock,” said a long-time Democratic activist to the Reporter. “No one can understand what happened.”

Oh, the hilarity! Will they invent a new diagnosis of PTDD (Post Traumatic Debate Disorder)? Make it stop; we have fallen to the floor in a heap of giggles. Twitter users can barely pick themselves up off the floor as well.

The tears really are delicious.