President Obama calls himself “eye candy.” Excuse us while we grab the hurl bucket again.

But, what kind of candy? Knickers (in a twist)? (No) Payday? What about his favorite, Thingamajig! Twitter users decided to come up with some Obama candy just in time for Halloween! Enter, #ObamaHalloweenCandy. Just remember: You didn’t chew that.

And, win!

More, please, Twitter!