ZOMG! Romney’s racist motorcade!
Well, that settles it. Not only is Mitt Romney racist for referring to his sons, but Romney’s motorcade has nefarious ties to white supremacist groups. And likely has a white hooded tarp stashed in its trunk.
Ace of Spades calls out Zeke Miller at BuzzFeed and the result is glorious.
Oh God, right. Zeke had a Tweet that Romney's motorcade *passed a house where the Confederate flag was flying*
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 5, 2012
Now that wasn't published in BuzzFeed, as far as I know, but that kind of shows how desperate "Zeke" is for his little "stories."
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 5, 2012
I think that's what had me primed– "ROMNEY JUST PASSED A HOUSE FLYING THE CONFEDERATE FLAG!1!1!!eleventy!!"
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 5, 2012
Really? He passed that house, huh? He didn't burn it to the ground, huh? Thanks.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 5, 2012
SCOOP — must credit @buzzfeedzekemiller : ROMNEY VEHICLE IN SUSPECTED LIASON WITH DILAPIDATED KLAN RV
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 5, 2012
Must credit @zekejmiller: ROMNEY SUV MAY HAVE NEO-CONFEDERATE SYMPATHIES, SALT DAMAGE
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 5, 2012
Must credit @zekeJmiller : MULTIPLE ROMNEY VEHICLES SPOTTED IN STATES OF THE OLD CONFEDERACY
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 5, 2012
Must credit @zekejmiller: QUESTIONS LINGER: IF TENNESSEE DECLARED WAR ON THE U.S., WHOSE SIDE WOULD ROMNEY'S SUV FIGHT FOR?
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 5, 2012
Must credit @zekejmiller CONTROVERSY SWIRLS: MAIN ROMNEY MOTORCADE VEHICLE, NOW DUBBED "THE GENERAL LEE," REFUSES COMMENT
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 5, 2012
must credit @zekeJMiller: ROMNEY CONFEDOMOBILE, "THE GENERAL LEE," SEEN IN VICINITY OF CIVIL WAR GRAVEYARD, ARBY'S
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 5, 2012
must credit @zekejmiller: RUMORS SWIRL THAT ROMNEY SUV, "THE GENERAL LEE," IS CIVIL WAR REENACTOR; Portrayed a Connestoga Wagon?
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 5, 2012
Must credit @zekejmiller: *SECOND* ROMNEY SUV, DUBBED "THE BULL CONNOR," SPOTTED AT SKETCHY RIB SHACK
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 5, 2012
must credit @zekejmiller MITT ROMNEY PUBLICLY SHAKES HAND OF MAN WHOSE GRANDMOTHER HAD RACIST TENDENCIES LIKE A "TYPICAL WHITE PERSON"
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 5, 2012
neither of you guys have ever seen this, right? @buzzfeedben @zekejmiller http://t.co/tYeRt5FB
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 5, 2012
When bloggers play Boy Reporter… http://t.co/5w52HSSD @buzzfeedben @zekejmiller
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 5, 2012
Awww. Obama loves his wife so much he seeks out baked goods bearing her name.
Meanwhile Romney’s motorcade has its GPS set to KLAN MODE, taking sketchy back-routes and by-ways once used by Quantrill’s Raiders.
You must read the whole thing. But, fair warning: People might give you funny looks.
@jaycaruso @AceofSpadesHQ The small-type "Update 1"? Yeah, that's where I lost it. People looking at me like I'm nuts now.
— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) October 5, 2012
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