Oh, the giggle-snorts! As Twitchy reported, President Obama was flailing up a storm during the first presidential debate in Denver last night. The Schadenfreude, it was delicious. Twitter users kindly offer up some excuses for the president’s use, to help explain his abysmal performance. They are such givers!

Read them and weep … from giggling.

But lying liar who lies, Stephanie Cutter, claims he never blames Bush! Oh, dear. We can’t even type that with a straight face.

https://twitter.com/CandiLissa/status/253714688909656064

Yes, sillies! Don’t you remember he is President Eye Candy? No talkies.

Where was fan boy Jimmy Fallon to help him out with a ‘slow jam?

And these Twitter users put it all in a hilarious nutshell.

More, please, Twitter! Even though our sides are already aching, keep the hilarity coming.