Zing!

President Obama’s Twitter feed actually tweeted that: Romney failed to deliver. You know, by crushing him in the debate last night with pesky things like facts and figures and truth.

Oh, dear. Perhaps he should glance through some of the debate excuses that Twitter users kindly thought up for him.

Citizens stop gasping for breath, due to overwhelming giggles, long enough to say, “bless your heart and take a look in the mirror, champ.”

https://twitter.com/FifiJPatten/status/253893655826427904

https://twitter.com/themidwestmike/status/253894024430243840

https://twitter.com/LeylaFL1/status/253872872701956096

Even supporters can’t help but call him on this latest act of a complete lack of self-awareness.

Obama failed to deliver anything at all, even a good debate performance. Greatest Orator EVAH? Not bloody likely.

And win.

Paging Tommy Christopher! Snort.