Eager! President Obama is eager to be given the business and mortified again? As if that weren’t hilarious enough, David Axelrod continued to spout hilarious absurdities during a debate debacle damage control conference call.

Ooooh, did it take you all day to come up with that one, David? Try writing in on your hands next time, all creepy like: #ForAll theater critics.

Oh, dear. Axelrod and “manhandle” in the same sentence is awfully disturbing. That aside: Tweak! They may tweak and make adjustments. Twitter users can’t hold back the snark.


Stop! Our tummies can’t take much more giggling!