Oh, my! Okay, breathe … excuse us as we pick ourselves up from the floor, where we’ve fallen in a heap of giggles. These Twitter users are also gasping for breath.



Pitiful attempt to manage expectations? He will be off teleprompter and all.

Err … governing?! Our sides are still aching!

By governing, he means campaigning. And, you know, canoodling. His laser-like focus is on one thing only: himself.