Oh, my! Okay, breathe … excuse us as we pick ourselves up from the floor, where we’ve fallen in a heap of giggles. These Twitter users are also gasping for breath.
Pitiful attempt to manage expectations? He will be off teleprompter and all.
Err … governing?! Our sides are still aching!
By governing, he means campaigning. And, you know, canoodling. His laser-like focus is on one thing only: himself.