Fear: Never mind a Zombie Apocalypse, what about the bacon shortage?

ABC’s Jake Tapper and the rest of Twitter were buzzing … in fear … today over the news that there may be an impending bacon shortage. More terrifying than a potential Zombie Apocalypse? No bacon. Oh, the humanity.

https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/250664745819074560

Heh. Still, many are worried!

Sit down before you read this…there might be a bacon SHORTAGE in 2013 (gasps!): http://t.co/SmRrcOyL

— The Weather Channel (@weatherchannel) September 25, 2012

REPORT: Global bacon shortage 'unavoidable'… http://t.co/0Q6lq4IO

— NEWS MAKER (@NEWS_MAKER) September 25, 2012

A shortage of bacon is one of the signs of the apocolypse. http://t.co/G158O6OK

— TheSurlyDeacon (@SurlyDeacon) September 25, 2012

We've got a global crisis on the horizon. And it involves Bacon http://t.co/OeZMiUcd

— Larry Hryb (@majornelson) September 25, 2012

<VaderYell>NOOOOOOO</VaderYell> RT @NBCNews: Bacon, pork shortage 'now unavoidable,' industry group says http://t.co/MCUAKarn

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) September 25, 2012

https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/250636898723315713

https://twitter.com/vonbunnie/status/250604731783860224

Just heard there is going to be a bacon shortage in the U.S. due to feed prices

I'm sorry twitter

— Unk (@noturunk) September 25, 2012

https://twitter.com/Toure/status/250590699731431424

And finally something on which we can agree with Touré. Man, it really IS a crisis!

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https://twitter.com/Toure/status/250592666402820096

Others give advice on how to survive this looming catastrophe.

@RennaW Where we live, there will never be a bacon shortage. #baconutopia

— The Real Matt Finn (@mdrache) September 25, 2012

@RennaW I'll be there for you, when the bacon inventory starts to fall.

— The Real Matt Finn (@mdrache) September 25, 2012

https://twitter.com/MyReporterNinja/status/250432769493180416

Will Tweet for bacon.

— Ham on Wry (@realHamOnWry) September 25, 2012

Not if we beat you to it!

https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/250693955090518016

An election game changer?

"It's the bacon, stupid!" RT @anthropocon: @SmoosieQ Final nail in the Obama coffin. @RememberComeNov

— Susie Moore (@SmoosieQ) September 25, 2012

For this, he must pay! You will pry our bacon out of our cold, dead hands.