ABC’s Jake Tapper and the rest of Twitter were buzzing … in fear … today over the news that there may be an impending bacon shortage. More terrifying than a potential Zombie Apocalypse? No bacon. Oh, the humanity.

Heh. Still, many are worried!

https://twitter.com/vonbunnie/status/250604731783860224

And finally something on which we can agree with Touré. Man, it really IS a crisis!

Others give advice on how to survive this looming catastrophe.

https://twitter.com/MyReporterNinja/status/250432769493180416

Not if we beat you to it!

https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/250693955090518016

An election game changer?

For this, he must pay! You will pry our bacon out of our cold, dead hands.