ABC’s Jake Tapper and the rest of Twitter were buzzing … in fear … today over the news that there may be an impending bacon shortage. More terrifying than a potential Zombie Apocalypse? No bacon. Oh, the humanity.

Heh. Still, many are worried!

And finally something on which we can agree with Touré. Man, it really IS a crisis!

Others give advice on how to survive this looming catastrophe.

Not if we beat you to it!

An election game changer?

For this, he must pay! You will pry our bacon out of our cold, dead hands.