Oh, yes, he did, matey. Perhaps President Obama didn’t want Jim Messina to steal all the humiliating and creepy picture thunder?

Hey, genius, it’s talk like a pirate day.

Maybe the pirate is giving him an intel briefing? As we know, he usually skips those. Maybe this was a way to make him actually pay attention?

No such luck!

Or is it Jim Messina?



Indeed. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum? With this president, we need the rum.