President Obama has shamelessly been trying to cash in on the media hype over The Secret Romney Tape ™. Now, with more pictures!

See, he’ll totally fight for all Americans. If they hit that DONATE page, natch. Also, dreams and stuff:

Huh. That’s weird. What about that whole redistribution thing?

And these Twitter users have had enough of the president’s lies.

He’ll never learn, will he? Keep being honest, Twitter!

Update: Wow. How presidential!

The president’s official Twitter account retweeted this absurdity.