Laughing and smiling? Heaven forfend! How dare he not consider members of the media and their absurd spin attempts of the utmost import?

Can’t he just implode like the press wants? He should be curled up in the fetal position, crying! WHAT ABOUT HIS GAFFES??!11

CNN’s Jim Acosta can’t believe it and breathlessly reports the breaking news: A smile.

Egads! The horror. Why isn’t he sweating the “news cycle” on which the lapdoggies have worked so hard? By news cycle, we, of course, mean false narrative pushing and Obama cheerleading.

CNN retweeted it. Because, breaking news!


And, of course, a lefty had to weigh in with some ant-Mormon bigotry.

Fail again, lapdogs.