Twitter users decided to celebrate the one year anniversary of Occupy Wall Street by kindly listing all of the movement’s accomplishments. And happy warriors did so as only they can. Warning: Giggle-snorts will occur.
#owsaccomplishments Fertilizing police cars
— The 12th Fan (@Josh_Painter) September 17, 2012
https://twitter.com/DACrosse/status/247780937314750465
making people with sociology, psychology, and Mass Comm degrees feel useful #owsaccomplishments
— Dread Poet Roberts (@Nichevo) September 17, 2012
#owsaccomplishments Defecating on cars with all 57 state's plates.
— eric (@eriContrarian) September 17, 2012
ah, memories. RT @michellemalkin: #owsaccomplishments Lice outbreaks – WOO!!! http://t.co/y2yaKY05
— Prudence Paine (@PruPaine) September 17, 2012
serving as the id to Obama's ego #owsaccomplishments
— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) September 17, 2012
#owsaccomplishments New scientific discovery that it's actually possible to get herpes from a tent.
— Call Me Timbo (@CallMeTimbo) September 17, 2012
#owsaccomplishments Inspiring even more useless college courses than there already are http://t.co/eVMvGH0U #s17 #ows
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 17, 2012
@michellemalkin -huge increase in patchouli oil sales! (offset by decrease in deodorant) #owsaccomplishments
— Butch Paula (@butchpaula) September 17, 2012
#owsaccomplishments Giving their parents some privacy.
— J. Parks (@JasonParks73) September 17, 2012
#owsaccomplishments: obtaining arrest records that will bar them from getting that $80,000+ a year job they demand without experience.
— They call me … Jen (@JKBell78) September 17, 2012
#owsaccomplishments Jobs for the guys who "Power Wash" the streets.
— Roger Jennings (@Sthcalguy8) September 17, 2012
Hmm. Did Occupy actually create or save more jobs than Obama?
giving MSNBC a chance to meet all of its viewers in one place #owsaccomplishments
— Dread Poet Roberts (@Nichevo) September 17, 2012
U can't make me open again! RT @michellemalkin: #owsaccomplishments Permanently searing image of the NYC Occu-pooper in public consciousness
— MomsUnite (@gullsnest) September 17, 2012
Increasing donations to @MittRomney #owsaccomplishments
— Dread Poet Roberts (@Nichevo) September 17, 2012
Zing!
Of course, while the Occupy crowd is often great fodder for mockery, there is a darker side, full of rampant filth and violence.
Happy Anniversary Occupy! FLASHBACK: #OccupyWallStreet: The Rap Sheet, So Far http://t.co/m1zPwb0u
— Mere Dake-O'Connor (@meredithdake) September 17, 2012
Occupy Triathlon – Rail against Jews on a megaphone, rape someone in a tent, and then take a dump on the sidewalk. #owsaccomplishments
— Call Me Timbo (@CallMeTimbo) September 17, 2012
#owsaccomplishments 4 guilty pleas in Occupy Cleveland terror bridge bombing plot case ==> http://t.co/zgKlZYxe
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 17, 2012
Added "rape tent" to the national vocabulary #owsaccomplishments
— Emile Husson (@emile_husson) September 17, 2012
Peaceful movement? Not at all.
