Precious. Just precious! Michael Moore attended his class reunion last night.

And he was all aflutter: All 200 of his former classmates are totally voting for Obama. For reals! May as well not even bother with an election and all. Because, 200 people! Oh, and guess why? Public school.

Why all the hate for public schools, Michael? Why embarrass them so and admit they cause delusional indoctrination? For shame!

Other Twitter users explain a little something about, you know, life to Mr. Moore.

https://twitter.com/MCatanoso/status/244716498151677952

But he promised Pizza Day every Friday! And vending machines in study hall!

https://twitter.com/MrFilexican/status/244734304146558976

Even supporters aren’t as delusional as Michael Moore.

And more teachable moments.

https://twitter.com/AlexPazzo11/status/244747820400250880

Michael Moore is a science-denier. Why do you hate science and public schools, Michael?