At a rally in New Hampshire today, President Obama said that someone emailed him to say that he should make Bill Clinton the Secretary of Explaining Stuff.

Well, he said ‘splainin’ stuff.’

Um. We are pretty sure that is called a press secretary. Of course, Obama wouldn’t know, being that he has the incompetent and absurd Jay Carney as his.

What’s quite odd is that an editor at New Yorker magazine tweeted the exact same thing the other day.

Hmm. “A friend.” Media providing Obama with lines now?

Twitter users were quick to mock Mr. Greenman.

And they are quick to mock President Obama today.

A new cabinet department, but an old Twitter joke. Kudos, champ!