Oh, snap! It’s funny (and sad), because it’s true!
President Obama’s official Twitter account once again begged for money. The future for your children? Devastating economy? Whatever! It’s all about a “piece” of Obama’s campaign. All. About. Him.
Inspired to own a piece of this campaign? Pitch in $5 here: http://t.co/pmHf0g25
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) September 5, 2012
Pitch in, rubes! And if you don’t? Racist!
As always, he failed. Citizens decided to let him know that they just aren’t into him. Of course, that feeling is mutual. Obama isn’t into us, either. He cares only about himself.
@BarackObama I would pitch in alot more if you use the money to leave the USA
— Lyn McPartlin (@LynMcPartlin) September 5, 2012
And they all belong to the govt. RT @BarackObama: Meet some of the 3,152,919 people who have pitched in to own a piece of this campaign
— Aaron (@a_ryan88) September 4, 2012
— coco konski (@cocokonskii) September 5, 2012
— Republican (@The_Republican) September 5, 2012
— Kay Leno (@KayLeno) September 5, 2012
“@BarackObama: Inspired to own a piece of this campaign? Pitch in $5 here//no way, the gov't has too much of my money anyway.
— Jim Bob Thorton (@Redneckjimbob) September 5, 2012
@BarackObama owning a piece of your campaign just feels dirty. Like i'd be ripping off the American public as you've done for 4 years.
— Kevin P. (@LegalAmerican4) September 5, 2012
— Romeo Valentino (@RomeoValentino) September 5, 2012
@BarackObama Own a piece of an empty chair? You have got to be kidding. But will pitch in to sending you packing in Nov.
— Tony Farr (@giucone) September 5, 2012
— Matthew Stodola (@M_Stodola) September 5, 2012
— Hgod88 (@hgod88) September 5, 2012
who has $5 ?? RT @BarackObama: Inspired to own a piece of this campaign? Pitch in $5 here: http://OFA
— gina (@twnstar2) September 5, 2012
— olliander (@ollieblog) September 5, 2012
— Brolitico (@Brolitico) September 5, 2012
— Dr. Milton Wolf (@miltonwolfmd) September 5, 2012
Bada zing! No wonder he can’t fill a stadium and has to blame it on the “weather.” Hey, at least he isn’t blaming George Bush and his wizard wand of evil that can create weather mischief. He’s slipping!