Oh, dear! ABC’s Rick Klein had his umbrella confiscated today at the DNC in Charlotte, N.C. It looks like there is a pattern of umbrella suppression!

Who will think of the umbrella holders? WHO? Clearly, they are needed in Charlotte right now.

Allison Kelly, a reporter with The Nation, discovers even more confiscation and disenfranchisement!

Well, hippies. But how dare they marginalize Mary Poppins.

Perhaps each umbrella just needs to show a form of photo ID.