As the Republican National Convention kicks off in Tampa, Fla., it has some folks wondering what the DNC schedule will be. Enter, #DNCSchedule and comedy gold.

Ha! Indeed. If a convention has no attendees, does it make a sound?

Oh, dear. Sadly, that one is funny because it’s true.

Plus, a symposium on all that is racist.

According to Maher, so are women and African-Americans and Mormons.

Heh. Wonder if they will pull the “we totally meant to have low attendance” card? Again.

More, please, Twitter!

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