The ego; it scorches. What child would like nothing more than hoops with The One ™? Not content with telling you that all your wedding gifts belong to him, now he is letting you know that all your child’s dreams belong to him.

Food shmood! Who needs to eat when there are hoopies with Obama to be played? Daddy is out of work? Whatever. It’s hoops time! Priorities!

Not so fast, narcissist.

That’s right. King Narcissist is even putting himself above basketball stars. He is the most important. All about him.

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Citizens in the real world give a hearty “no, thanks.”

Earlier, there was another For The Children ™ lame attempt fail.


Air ball!