Oh, Cher. Is “T-Baggies” a step up from “racist homophobic women hating tea bagger masters“? We guess you can’t call them “women hating” when referring to the much-loved Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann. But, you are slipping! No, ‘gender traitors”? Sheesh, Cher! Get on the ball.

Also, bring it? Are you 12 years old? No, wait; that’s an insult to 12-year-olds. We love the new tone, toots! Did you learn the violent rhetoric from your buddy, Ellen Barkin? She told One Million Moms to “bring it” as well, after she spewed hate-filled curses at others.

It is ironic that Cher is accusing someone else of racism, when she is full of rampant bigotry. How can Mitt Romney be spineless, yet able to put on his “magic underwear,” Cher?

But she’s totally full of love!

Ah, the race card. With some other cuckoo pants mixed in. The “dog whistles” that Cher hears in her own head are as paranoid delusional as she is.

Feel the love! Her fans, of course, focus on Sarah Palin and wish for violence. Civility!


Right behind her, natch. Liberal men are quite the impotent ones.

Unlike those icky “T-Baggies,” huh? Or, worse: Those Mormons! Remember, Cher really just hates Mormons.

And, you know, reality. Seek help, Cher. And an English tutor.


She can’t stop!

Feel the love of the oh-so-tolerant Cher!

Ah, your fault, wing nutty wing nuts with wings. Cher is otherwise super sane and stuff. It’s all you!

What color is the sky in your world, Cher?