As Twitchy reported yesterday, governments in Chicago and Boston are trying to shut out Chick-fil-A. How dare Chick-fil-A owners believe the same thing that President Obama believed about gay marriage … right before he “evolved” a scant few months ago?

Indeed. And when Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel utters the ludicrous line “Chick-fil-A values are not Chicago values,” with a straight face, that just proves it.

Twitter users were at the ready to explain a little something to Mayor Emanuel and other tolerance bullies. Of course, to the tolerance tyrants, it is always tolerance for thee, but not for me. We also wonder how these bullies can even muddle through the day, what with all that scorching and painful hypocrisy.

Wish granted! Chicago “values?” More like the Chicago Way.

There is even a Chicago Values Twitter account.

Boom! Your moves, Eliza Dushku and Roseanne Barr.