During last night’s episode of “America’s Got Talent,” judge Howard Stern offered some advice to a ventriloquist act. He told the wannabe-talent to jazz up his act with some funnies.

Hardy har har! Yuk, yuk, yuk! Wow, so hilarious, Howard.

Not out of nowhere, really. Evidently, it was to endear himself to super smart people like the following.

Except, besides not being funny at all, it wasn’t much of a diss. These Twitter users make that clear and school Mr. Stern.

https://twitter.com/jdonels/status/219971361093849089

Dude. Obama ate a dog. Then bragged about it in a book, allegedly written as an adult.

Perhaps Mr. Stern should heed his own advice about learning how to be funny. He can start by reading the best of #ObamaDogRecipes.