Oh, my. This is rather mind-blowing. First we found out that President Obama totally loves “composite women.” So much so that he created one for the government to control. He also created composite girlfriends for his composite biography. Now we find out that President Obama is actually a composite himself: Of every bad boyfriend, ever.

Uncanny! President Bad Boyfriend is spending time with France on our anniversary!

Wow. President Obama really gives new meaning to the idea of an abusive relationship with our government. To quote P.J. O’Rourke right before the mid-term elections:

“This is not an election on November 2. This is a restraining order. Power has been trapped, abused, and exploited by Democrats. Go to the ballot box and put an end to this abusive relationship.”

And so is this November’s election. Time to kick that composite bad boyfriend to the curb!