Oh, dear! Let’s move … a 50 gallon tub of lard? The pool spotted three deep fat fryers on the White House grounds today. Twitter was at the ready to speculate and, of course, mock.

The president is sneaking smokes and deep-fried smoked sausages?

Aha! Who needs cagey executive privilege when you’ve got a handy fryer at the ready?

There better not be any large sodas around to wash down all the deep-fried goodness! Nanny Bloomberg will have an apoplectic fit!

The czars are falling down on the job!

Oh, dear. Time to revive #PrayforBo?