Oh, our aching sides! The asinine harpy known as Joy Behar is leaving HLN for a stint at Al Gore’s Current TV. We know; it is rather shocking to learn that both those channels actually exist.

More from Current.

Put Some Joy In Your Night

You’ve probably missed her as much as we have! That’s why Current TV is bringing Joy Behar back to primetime television with a new show starting this fall. Channeling her trademark enthusiasm and wit Behar will be joined by an ensemble cast of progressive voices from journalists to economists, pundits to celebrities. This is Joy as you have never seen her before. If you think she is outspoken on “The View” just wait until you see her on Current.

If you can’t wait until September to bring Joy back into your life have no fear. Behar will be hosting a week-long special:
“Joy Behar: One Week Only *Until The Fall” starting on June 18th 8e/5p.

Stop, you’re slaying us! If by “trademark,” they mean non-existent.

We all wait with bated breath to see how the train wreck of a show will begin. Will she start with another segment on how home schooled children are demented? Or perhaps she will whip out the race card first thing and accuse white men of being “traumatized” by President Obama’s election? One thing of which we are certain; she will Godwin herself right out of the gate. If a useful idiot Godwins herself and no one is watching, does she make a sound?

Al Gore made the announcement earlier today.

“Joy Behar is a beloved veteran television personality with her finger on the pulse of what viewers care about,” Current TV Chairman and former Vice President Al Gore said in making the announcement. “Millions of Americans tune in daily to hear her take on the issues along with her inimitable style.”

HAHAHA. Beloved! Has her finger on the pulse!  Al, the science is settled: You are an idjit.

Twitter users join in congratulating her as only they can.



Speaking of Keith Olbermann, someone is jealous!

Blogger Ace of Spades hilariously weighs in on Behar’s move and the absurd claims that she is a huge comedic talent. Well, to be fair, if one counts providing huge giggle-worthy mocking potential, then we guess she’s super talented.

Now that is comedy gold. Gold! Take note, Behar.