President Obama’s atrocious record as president is matched only by his disastrous record with hashtags. Every time he tries, he fails.

Here are just a few examples:

There are many, many more. Catastrophic, indeed… to his unwarranted hubris! Sorry, President Obama, but we don’t think there are any exercises that can help you prevent your epic Twitter fails. Okay, we aren’t really sorry. But our sides are a little bit; boy, do they ache!