An atrocious jobs report was released this morning, as President Obama jaunts off to yet another campaign stop. Laser. Like. Focus.

One of the fifty-seven states!

Follow the spin attempt from the campaigner in chief along with Twitchy. We’ll update as new remarks and on the scene tweets come in.

Update:

More laser like focus…on himself.

Yes. The work of getting you out of office.

Class warfare alert! Rich people are fine, though, if they can cough up $50,000 per plate for a fundraising dinner.

Sigh. Tired and lame blame-gaming. Dude, the buck stops here.

Smartest. Man. Alive.

Uh. He has a “to do” list and everything!

Oh, dear.

More “to do” list! Problems solved. Via Post-it.

This includes President Obama.

Pesky reasoning!

Same old, same old. Who really cares about jobs when Obama has a campaign to run?!

Has never made a payroll in his life. Plus, thinking about real life outside of an ivory tower is hard!

Delicious snap.