As Twitchy reported earlier, the Smartest Man Alive was floundering during a campaign stop when he had to talk about jobs. Jobs are hard! So is common sense and reality, evidently. President Obama said that Americans need to buy more “thingamajigs” and stuff and things and such. To make jobs. Or something.

What, no thingamabobs? Bob-ist.

Hush with your worry about the abysmal jobs report and the worsening economy, people. Just go buy some thingamajigs already! Maybe buy some widgets to inflate your tires, too. We guess President Obama forgot that sometimes, at a certain point, you’ve earned enough thingamajigs.

Twitter was at the ready to mock the absurdity. Mock like the wind.

More, please, Twitter. Dear Obama: We can see November from this thingamajig.

Update: And #thingamajig is trending.

Update: Humorless Mediaite author upset that conservatives are having fun at precious Obama’s expense.

Indeed. Carry on, happy warriors!