Another day, another Roseanne Barr bizarre rant. And, boy, is this one a doozy! Translation is impossible.

All we read is “yada yada cuckoo pants yada roseanearchy yada no one bought my book yada crazypants yada look at me yada and my book!!!111eleventy. Yada.”!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199231823795064832

Okay, not a bad thought, right? But wait.!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199232100824649728

Pirates! Lay off the grog, toots.!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199232505897959425

Shiver our timbers! And something about water. Shockingly, no mention of fluoride in it.!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199232837533188097!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199234857975549953

Chomsky! That’s a hell of an endorsement. Also, what does he have to do with pirates?!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199235116441157632

Tell that to Obama. We are all Julias now!!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199235852902219777

Yes, honey. That is why you have no endorsements. Yeah, that’s the ticket.!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199236236530032640!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199236688881520641

But, but The Patriarchy ™. You’ll put the feminists out of the grievance-mongering business.!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199236933455593474

Oh, dear. 5,000 copies. That’s just sad.!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199237123239448576!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199237344317018112!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199239310845804545

She’s a philosopher, too.!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199238307908034562!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199240735084654592

And a foreign policy expert.!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199240354556424192

Kind of conflicts with her anti-Semitic rants and the last time she blamed everything on Israel.

The Green Party must be so proud!