Another day, another Roseanne Barr bizarre rant. And, boy, is this one a doozy! Translation is impossible.

All we read is “yada yada cuckoo pants yada roseanearchy yada no one bought my book yada crazypants yada look at me yada and my book!!!111eleventy. Yada.”

https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199231823795064832

Okay, not a bad thought, right? But wait.

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Pirates! Lay off the grog, toots.

https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199232505897959425

Shiver our timbers! And something about water. Shockingly, no mention of fluoride in it.

https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199232837533188097
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Chomsky! That’s a hell of an endorsement. Also, what does he have to do with pirates?

https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199235116441157632

Tell that to Obama. We are all Julias now!

https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199235852902219777

Yes, honey. That is why you have no endorsements. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

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But, but The Patriarchy ™. You’ll put the feminists out of the grievance-mongering business.

https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199236933455593474

Oh, dear. 5,000 copies. That’s just sad.

https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199237123239448576
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She’s a philosopher, too.

https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199238307908034562

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And a foreign policy expert.

https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199240354556424192

Kind of conflicts with her anti-Semitic rants and the last time she blamed everything on Israel.

The Green Party must be so proud!