The Justice Department has dropped all remaining charges against John Edwards. The former U.S. senator and former Democrat nominee for Vice President was charged with several felonies. Shockingly, felonious narcissism was not one of them.

Last month, a jury in North Carolina deadlocked on five counts and found him not guilty on one. The Justice Department won’t retry him.

Some immediate reaction to the news.

https://twitter.com/abuhatem/status/213005356845109248

https://twitter.com/nadalslover/status/213007588340662273

Yesterday, Edwards was shopping and chilling. No worries!

Two J. Crew-y Americas! That’s your former nominee, Democrats. Nice going.