The Justice Department has dropped all remaining charges against John Edwards. The former U.S. senator and former Democrat nominee for Vice President was charged with several felonies. Shockingly, felonious narcissism was not one of them.

Last month, a jury in North Carolina deadlocked on five counts and found him not guilty on one. The Justice Department won’t retry him.

Some immediate reaction to the news.

Yesterday, Edwards was shopping and chilling. No worries!

Two J. Crew-y Americas! That’s your former nominee, Democrats. Nice going.

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