Love is officially dead.

Apparently, they haven't been together for some time, but no one noticed it. Big Ginger wasn't all that memorable, apparently. 

Jarvis is ready to take one for the team.

That explains it.

Maybe redheads really don't have souls.

Lots of men think they can fix her. Good luck.

If so, TMZ better get on the story. 

And still other men are here for Big Red Riley. Heh. 

Apparently, it's been over for a while, but no one mentioned it. 

Oh, be nice.

What a service. 

Not a good fit with her whole 'white men are the cause of all bad things' schtick, actually. 

The plot thickens. It's like a good telenovela.

That's depressing.