After today's verdict setting free a man who threw a sandwich at a law enforcement official, Republicans can be sure throwing lunch at protestors is a protected activity under the law according to Democrats. Equipped with this new knowledge, let's plan for our escapades at the next 'No Kings' rally.
Next “No Kings” rally me and the boys are gonna load up on Subway footlongs and drive up and down the line hucking sandwiches at people in the crowd from the back of a truck, safe in the knowledge that it’s all perfectly legal and above board https://t.co/i2Kr6vEFRl
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) November 6, 2025
This certainly adds a new layer to acceptable protest hijinks. How fun!
Best Subway for this: #23 Footlong on Herb and Cheese.
— VNext Jim (@VNextJim) November 6, 2025
With an extra brick, please. https://t.co/gkojDZfxYA
An extra brick of meat, of course.
Subway is a rip off value wise.
— Mando Wookie (@MandoWookie) November 6, 2025
Go to Walmart, get the Marketside French(or Italian herb seasoning) bread, lettuce, tomatoes, deli meats, condiments of choice. For under $90 you can have 30 basic subs.
Just 10 at Subway is pushing $70.
Perhaps a pre-construction party the night before so we can make the best use of our dollars in these precarious financial times. Also, the tomatoes must be past ripe, so perhaps a farmer might donate them for pennies.
It’s the Symbolism of the thing, though. Maybe Subway will cut me a deal on 30 empty wrappers
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) November 6, 2025
Perhaps just wrap the homemade sandwich in the 'Subway' wrapper and voila, both symbolism and saving money.
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Stay strapped my friend pic.twitter.com/ZNoHFDZWAV
— Tapas (@Tapas1776) November 6, 2025
Buying two things:
— Mixed Messages (@14th_Choice) November 6, 2025
Call Options on Jimmy Johns
and one of these. pic.twitter.com/WneP7X9KBM
Jimmy John's is a less dense bread. It probably won't pack much of a wallop, but it would be way more aerodynamic.
I'm ready. pic.twitter.com/YXtIT2XW9o
— Cheesed Hammer (@CheesedHammer) November 6, 2025
Let’s ride. pic.twitter.com/zN2i0mL0KX
— WW (@the_urb) November 6, 2025
Loading up on ammo for my sub launcher. pic.twitter.com/b4glA3lG37
— BanHammer (@BanHammerJags) November 6, 2025
There will be a run on sub launchers.
— Reg 2 (@star_6399) November 6, 2025
When you throw it at me, can you make sure it's secured in the wrapping and that it's a turkey breast sub with lettuce, olives, green pepper and a little bit of mayo?
— JasonTLouis (@JasonTLouis) November 6, 2025
There has to be a limit. No taking requests. You get what you get and you don't pitch a fit. You also don't call the cops because a crime we did not commit. The jury said so today.
Take a tip from the water-bottle throwers: buy them the day before & leave them in the freezer overnight, for a firmer texture when hucked.
— Roger Luce (@RogerLuce4) November 6, 2025
We haven't had a jury rule on frozen water bottle so proceed with caution. They lack precedent. You might catch a charge with those so we cannot recommend.
For him to throw a sandwich was mere misbehavior, tradition, he didn’t know any better. But for you to throw one is assault.
— gumbyadroit (@gumbyadroit) November 6, 2025
It's (D) different for Democrats.
