Sometimes you just have to laugh even when the story is about an illegal child predator. Obviously, that part is horrific, but the visual is hysterical.
🚨SEXUAL PREDATOR ARRESTED: ICE New Orleans arrested Cristian Soto-Galeano, a citizen of Guatemala 🇬🇹. His criminal history includes a conviction for indecent behavior with a juvenile and was sentenced to 2 years in prison.
— ICE New Orleans (@ERONewOrleans) September 8, 2025
📢We stand ready to face any challenge, big or small. pic.twitter.com/mbSRetZ4qh
This might be a short story.
It’s the 3rd Krassenstein brother. https://t.co/PK0VymBuP6
— Lizzy Lou Who (@_wintergirl93) September 8, 2025
I have so many questions. https://t.co/qTUXtY21Df
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) September 8, 2025
One of the first ones should be why is he fun sized.
MS-13 has their own Rizzler https://t.co/zMDt5hHH8Q
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 8, 2025
Did he fall short of reaching his goals
— Spence Rogers ✟ (@SpenceRogers) September 8, 2025
Since his goal seems to be abusing kids, let's hope so.
— Captain James Heise (@OvertempMarine) September 8, 2025
— Brittany Rae (@legitbrittFLA) September 8, 2025
Now, those guys are creepy, but not child predator creepy.
Krassensteins for scale pic.twitter.com/eYTIroIJII
— Maine Antifa (@MaineAntifa) September 8, 2025
Wait is he a child SEXUAL PREDATOR or a CHILD sexual predator?
— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) September 8, 2025
This is a very fair question.
Did you hear the story about the midget who was climbing down the prison wall?
— HoneyMoon (@HoneyMo95745606) September 8, 2025
It is a little con descending.
The jokes write themselves.
If you grew up on Looney Tunes, you remember him… pic.twitter.com/Y8ltemFKHD
— GunsNewYork (In Exile) (@guns_ny) September 8, 2025
You guys arrested Tattoo? https://t.co/kM9qkZfciS pic.twitter.com/qGP2OU9TQt
— Jay Lampert (@MortChristenson) September 8, 2025
The plane, the plane!
The sequel is good, but I prefer the original. pic.twitter.com/j5T2yZtntd
— After Dinner (@AfterDinnerCo) September 8, 2025
Evil little people!
No need for a plane seat, just deport him back in a suitcase pic.twitter.com/2xeFSVhqRe
— LogKa (@LogKa11) September 8, 2025
In a carrier for a large dog.
Don't worry @ICEgov , they come in just this size. pic.twitter.com/TezsjFGmK8
— Meddlesome (@meddlesome__) September 8, 2025
How convenient!